Everything that comes out of this mans mouth is pure gold
There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!
THAT RESPECT WOMEN?
THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?
Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!
the fact that this is shocking is saddening.
“he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue”
I done fucked up
are we not gonna talk about the dog that pops out of nowhere with extreme concern on his face
when you learn to do something really awesome and try to show your friends
tumblr has won
hanging out with your best friend more like
my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago